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INTRODUCTION:

On August 19th, we held a public recording event to capture crowd sounds, marching sounds, metal orchestra sounds and such things that can only sound great with a mass of people.  The sounds will be used on Degenerate Art Ensemble’s 9th Album.   Among those in attendance was our CELEBRITY GUEST BLOGGER, the wonderful composer/performer John Osbold of the unmatched magnificent band AWESOME . John was kind enough to post his experience of the night here on this blog. We will be posting actual sounds of the event shortly.

On a rainy Tuesday night at the fantasticYoungstown Cultural Arts Center in lovely West Seattle, a troupe of adventurous souls met with the mad scientists of DAE to create a smorgasbord of sounds for the upcoming album & show…

INGREDIENTS

4 microphones
3 tables
2 tarps
2 garbage bins
10 glass bottles
3 bowls
1 plate
3 pairs safety goggles
5 pairs tap shoes
1 gong ageng
various colorful whistles
dry branches
assortment of pots & pans
chimes (small)
chimes (large)

INSTRUCTIONS

  • stomp clap…..STOMPclap…..STOMPCLAP……(repeat)
  • clap….clap clap clap clap…..clapclapclapclapclap…ccllllllaappp
  • (wait for cars to pass)
  • poppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppopoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppoppop
  • hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha ha ha…heh….(with sarcasm) ha ha ha ha ha ha
  • STOMP…STOMP…STOMP…STOMP…..(with tap shoes) STOMP…STOMP…STOMP
  • STOMP STOMP stompstompstompstomp STOMP STOMP stompstompstomp (repeat)
  • CLAP CLAP clapclapclapclap CLAP CLAP clapclapclap (repeat)
  • clap STOMP clap STOMP clapclapclap STOMP (repeat)
  • (pause for ventilation system to time out)
  • whooooooooooooooooooshwhoooooooooosh + (branch) swiiiish swiiiish
  • siiiiiiiigh….siiiiiiiiiiiiigh……………siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
  • “IN! MY! HOLE!” (repeat in adult and kids voices)
  • “BALL! FIGHT! BALL! FIGHT!” (repeat in adult and kids voices)
  • (taunt Joshua about being made of bread)
  • (rhythmic shouting of bagel toppings)
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (repeat)
  • (on an A note) aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
  • (wait for bus to pass)
  • SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!….SMASH!…….SMASH!…………SMASH!
  • CLANG!CLANG!…ccCcClLLllaAAAanNgGGGgg…..clangclingclongclangclungthud
  • dingDINGdongdingDONGding…ding…dingDONGDINGdongding…
  • booooooooooooooooom………boooooooooooooooom……….boooooooooooooooom

    PHOTOS

    (please mind the blurry ones, as the photographer was battling off invisible demon stoats)

    big thanks to the lovelies at DAE

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